The Butt is a majestic being to lay your eyes upon, although, it is also a very dangerous one. The legend says that them who witness its glory are mesmerized by it, and fall in love with it. However, in consequence, this obsession leads to madness, causing the victim to become extremely attached to it and being only able to talk about it.
If not treated properly and in time, the victim may succumb to insanity and march on a quest to find the beloved butt they so much wish to find. In due time, this will lead to their death, at the hands of the very same butt they loved.